Welcome to The Daily Filibuster, your go-to source for government gridlock, political longevity, and the slow, agonizing march toward retirement (or lack thereof). Here, we expose the fine art of stalling, speechifying, and squatting in office—because if Congress won’t put a cap on their terms, we’ll at least put a spotlight on their antics.

We cover:
✔ Who’s been in office so long they probably forgot they’re still there
✔ The biggest flip-flops in voting records (because consistency is overrated)
✔ Campaign donors who’ve turned “public service” into a full-time business
✔ Political satire so sharp it could cut through Senate red tape

Much like an actual filibuster, we plan to talk at great length about the absurdity of career politicians—except we promise to be more entertaining and slightly less painful.

Tick. Tock. Congress. We’re watching.