Tic Tac Term Limits Mug
For those mornings when you need caffeine and clarity. This mug is for anyone who’s ever watched a hearing and thought, “Are they seriously still in office?” A nod to the absurdity of political permanence, it pairs perfectly with strong coffee and stronger opinions. Whether you’re doom-scrolling, voting, or just surviving another news cycle, this mug has your back—unlike some elected officials.
Product Features (a.k.a. Why This Mug Is More Functional Than Some Elected Officials):
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Glossy Ceramic Finish – Shiny, smooth, and more polished than a campaign speech during election year.
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Vibrant Colors – Achieved with high-quality printing tech, because your sarcasm deserves full saturation.
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Microwave-Safe – For reheating coffee while you sit through another 6-hour filibuster.
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Dishwasher-Safe – Unlike government accountability, this does clean up nicely.
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Durably Built from White Ceramic – Sturdy enough to survive the news cycle.
Care Instructions:
Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap—whichever helps you cool off faster after reading the latest voting record.
| 11oz | 15oz | |
|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 3.74 | 4.61 |
| Diameter, in | 3.15 | 3.43 |
For those mornings when you need caffeine and clarity. This mug is for anyone who’s ever watched a hearing and thought, “Are they seriously still in office?” A nod to the absurdity of political permanence, it pairs perfectly with strong coffee and stronger opinions. Whether you’re doom-scrolling, voting, or just surviving another news cycle, this mug has your back—unlike some elected officials.
Product Features (a.k.a. Why This Mug Is More Functional Than Some Elected Officials):
-
Glossy Ceramic Finish – Shiny, smooth, and more polished than a campaign speech during election year.
-
Vibrant Colors – Achieved with high-quality printing tech, because your sarcasm deserves full saturation.
-
Microwave-Safe – For reheating coffee while you sit through another 6-hour filibuster.
-
Dishwasher-Safe – Unlike government accountability, this does clean up nicely.
-
Durably Built from White Ceramic – Sturdy enough to survive the news cycle.
Care Instructions:
Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap—whichever helps you cool off faster after reading the latest voting record.
| 11oz | 15oz | |
|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 3.74 | 4.61 |
| Diameter, in | 3.15 | 3.43 |
For those mornings when you need caffeine and clarity. This mug is for anyone who’s ever watched a hearing and thought, “Are they seriously still in office?” A nod to the absurdity of political permanence, it pairs perfectly with strong coffee and stronger opinions. Whether you’re doom-scrolling, voting, or just surviving another news cycle, this mug has your back—unlike some elected officials.
Product Features (a.k.a. Why This Mug Is More Functional Than Some Elected Officials):
-
Glossy Ceramic Finish – Shiny, smooth, and more polished than a campaign speech during election year.
-
Vibrant Colors – Achieved with high-quality printing tech, because your sarcasm deserves full saturation.
-
Microwave-Safe – For reheating coffee while you sit through another 6-hour filibuster.
-
Dishwasher-Safe – Unlike government accountability, this does clean up nicely.
-
Durably Built from White Ceramic – Sturdy enough to survive the news cycle.
Care Instructions:
Clean in the dishwasher or wash by hand with warm water and dish soap—whichever helps you cool off faster after reading the latest voting record.
| 11oz | 15oz | |
|---|---|---|
| Height, in | 3.74 | 4.61 |
| Diameter, in | 3.15 | 3.43 |