Tic Tac Term Limits
Because Even The Pharaohs Had Shorter Reigns
About Us
Welcome to TicTac Term Limits, where we celebrate the bold tradition of never, ever stepping aside.
This isn’t about party lines or age brackets—it’s about the people who’ve turned public office into a permanent mailing address. The ones who still think “technology” means fax machines and vote on sweeping digital policy while confusing TikTok with Tic-Tac-Toe. (That actually happened. We didn’t make that up. We wish we had.)
We’re not here to run for office. We’re here to shine a light on those who refuse to leave it.
We investigate, we question, we snark—and yes, we source. Why? Because unlike some policymakers, we think facts are helpful when making decisions that affect 330 million people.
We debate policy. We track power. We follow the money trail with the energy of a bored raccoon going through your trash.
And when it gets bleak (which it does), we laugh. Not because it’s funny, but because despair is exhausting and satire is cheaper than therapy.
So if you’ve ever watched a congressional hearing and thought, “Wait… they’re still there?”—you’re in the right place.
Tick. Tock. The seat's not yours forever. Even if you think it is.
What Is The Daily Filibuster
Tired of déjà vu politics?
Head over to The Daily Filibuster, where we break down the never-ending careers, broken promises, and donor-fueled decisions—one snarky headline at a time. It’s not funny… but pretending it is helps us cope.
They told us they’d serve the people. They forgot to mention for how long.
Career Politicians: The Real Forever Job
While the rest of us retire, get laid off, or have to prove we’re actually good at our jobs, these folks have turned public office into a lifetime appointment. We’re here to track their careers, expose their donors, and remind them that public service isn’t supposed to be a forever gig.
Tic Tac Term Limits
Tic Tac Term Limits
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